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plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

image

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begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

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thesassylorax:

disneytoonland:

The Little Mermaid 1989

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.

thesassylorax:

disneytoonland:

The Little Mermaid 1989

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

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I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams too.
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blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

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